10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986