10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die