10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.