10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'