10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"