10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.