10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs