10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth