10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson