10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers