10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.