10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.