10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth