10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!