10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe