10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.