10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)