10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "No river, no fish."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow