10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.