10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio