10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake