10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.