10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe