10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.