10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.