10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.