10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth