10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.