10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."