10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth