10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.