10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.