10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.