10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels