10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "No river, no fish."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"