10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!