10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."