10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow