10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword