10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.