10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave