10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.