10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear