10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters