10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.