10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.