10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"