10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)