10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• im going to 2 out you to death