10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth